Mods Diary; May 6th

Mods Diary : The Next Phase…

Whilst we have been quiet on the posting front that was at least to be expected… we have both run out of per-prepared and completed works and been too busy creating the means for new posts to actually write them…yet.

We also want to analyse the stats to date but we don’t want to stop completely. So next week we will be posting some poems.

As for the future we will be and have been concentrating on building the kitchen garden of  the Vanilla Queen… A concept we came up with back in December and have been slowly working towards. There are several plot lines but in essence the Vanilla Queen is the International Pirate Ship of the Open Seas and Sources. She is a collision point where two worlds meet and where the bow of one has become wedged onto the balcony of another…

Greenman-23 is mainly in charge here as he is busy building the garden but Mac has been rummaging through the Vanilla Queens hoard and is finding some interesting things! Anyway this is what Greenman-23 has been up to…

The Vanilla Queen: A Virtual Example

After Balcony Composting he will hopefully be bringing you Balcony Gardening as he attempts to build a food filled garden that looks like the bow of a ship. Furthermore whilst we bought and brought seed we will be using only what we have and find to build and grow it in… Thus we are Building a Ship’s Garden on a first floor Balcony; and we will be using the compost we constructed in the Balcony Composting post to manufacture ‘Potting Media’ (Potting Compost) in which we hope to grow:

Runner beans in Balcony Beans,
A mixed bag of bought and saved hot and sweet peppers in Peppers Bagged,
And where else to grow your spuds on a boat but in the crows nest.
Whilst we were building Friar Tucks Kitchen Garden in Nottingham  green waste continued to be collected here in Hoorn, as was a bag of horse manure. So after we emptied the last batch of compost from the Vanilla Queens ‘life boat’ (you have to use your imagination a bit) we set about making more as we hope to grow some Courgettes and Tomatoes in this second batch to produce Compost ratatouille!
All complimented by the various herbs, salads and edible flowers and sunflowers that we are growing in 10 square metres of East Facing balcony!

Furthermore we will, as this picture demonstrates, be growing all our plants using the compost we made in the first batch.It is though too young and ripe to use directly but with some old coir and mole hill soil we will hopefully construct an acceptable medium without having to resort to imports and purchases. Again we will be making some posts on how to construct container media.

No Balcony? No Problem!

Not everyone has a balcony so after Easy Mung Beans Greenman-23 has Easy Salads in Re-Used Container Gardening! All you need is a sunny window, some more take away dishes, plastic bottles or empty milk cartons and you can build an indoor womble salad bar. Again the exercise here is to show just what can be achieved with what you have to hand when your only real tool is knowledge.

The Future of Conceptual Reflections

The Womble Gardening concept of Greenman-23 was always the way we had hoped to move the blog together with Mac’s Dirty Stories theme. We do have more stories but as with the Womble Gardening they are not ready for publication, but hope to at least deliver one or two a month with a final target of doubling the number published by the end of the year.

It has also become apparent that appreciating the term ‘Womble’ is likely restricted to people who are British and over the hill (40 years of age or older), which includes me here.

Created by Elisabeth Beresford, Wombles are pointy-nosed, furry creatures who help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. The Womble motto is “Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish.” A green message we are reflecting, and they became famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a very popular BBC children’s TV Show.

 

Tariqas hasn’t yet advised us of his plans, but no worries when he wants to post he will. Our schedule will now be more monthly than weekly and Mods diary may well become a monthly feature from now on. Similarly we still have the Blow My Trumpet feature to put together. So we are busy.

Now before we sign off we have to bring up the issue of the White Elephant: he needs feeding and our income this year has been under £400. In truth it’s incorrect to call it income, as £300 was an out of the blue return of an old favour. At this rate it’s looking like 2012 will be a year in which $2 a day is the target to reach rather than the bottom line…

So if you do find what we do of interest then please pay the great White lump a visit!

five ways to help

regards,

the Moderator

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Three Short Poems

Here are three Short Poems from Pete. They are not connected except in so much that they are too short to warrant individual posts. The first was written in Kashmir and it was an accurate reflection on how we felt on first laying eyes on the Dal lake. The second was a ditto I wrote to accompany a piece of jewellery I was giving as a gift but as I don’t have an image of that or any similar blue stone I have instead accompanied it with an abstract piece that was drawn very early on in our journey! The last, is the journey…


Dal Lake Srinagar Kashmir

Kashmir

I looked deep inside myself,
I found Diamonds,
I found Emeralds,
I found Ruby’s,
Then I Looked up,
And I was in Kashmir.

 

 

birth of concept

This Little Stone

This Little Stone,Bright and Blue,
Will Sparkle Best,When Next to You!
Those its Edge Appears Quite Sharp,
It Only Wants to Melt Your Heart,
But if it Only Makes You Smile,
Then It’s Existence Has Been Worthwhile!

 

Nothing but Illusion

One day I drew three circles and this is what I saw,
For three began to turn,
And from three came four!
These were given to govern,
These the physical Laws.

After four it was thirteen to follow,
With this came life, And the first tomorrow,
Finally it came to me……. For It had reached 43.

And as fruit must fall from the apple tree,
Then truth revealed!
God is You as You is Me.
For there is, Nothing but Illusion!

Just Like Buses my posts.. none for ages then three at once!

 

TTFN

Dirty Mac

 

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The Boy With an Eye for Truth

 

Children have long been a source of frank honesty that can so easily upset the carefully constructed arguments of adults. They are often capable of seeing straight through a lie, and similarly say what they see rather than what they think they are meant to see. Seeing and speaking the truth is however only of value when those around you believe you. In The Kings New Clothes the boy is fortunate that it was not so much seeing what no one else could, but speaking it: for the King was naked only no one wanted to be the first to say so.

In The Land of The Blind…

It is often said that the one eyed man is king. However if the blind have no concept of sight then the one eyed man had best keep his mouth shut. For just as there needed to be a concept of nakedness in The Kings New Clothes so there needs to be a concept of sight in the land of the blind if the one eyed man be King. If there is no concept then the one eyed man is a fool and no more believed than if one was in this World to claim to be able to see fairies. When one is disbelieved a truth is as good as a lie, and to be lumbered with it is a harsh punishment. Such was the case in this story…

 

THE BOY WITH AN EYE FOR TRUTH

They were a simple childless couple who on learning late in life that the wife was pregnant thought they were finally blessed with the child they had always wanted. When nine months later the child was born they were overjoyed that it was, apart from a small indent on his forehead, a health boy. At the time the doctors and midwife dismissed the indent as just normal baby wrinkles; for we are all born in skins slightly larger than we needed at the time, but then we soon grow into them. Thus the happy parents and child were sent home and whilst the wrinkles ironed out the indent grew deeper and a couple of weeks later the skin split to reveal a third eye.

Having longed for child for many years without success, the couple had largely given up, so when the wife fell pregnant they were overjoyed for this was, so they believed, was both proof of and a gift from God. However they had only wanted a normal child, one that would grow up as his father and live a life of the same blissful ignorance of his parents. So when this indentation grew and opened to reveal a 3rd eye in his forehead they felt a little betrayed.

Why” asked the wife “Has God sent us this abomination?
I know” Said the husband “We have been good God fearing people, never having missed church and never doing anything that the bible forbids yet we have been given this abomination for a child”.

As a consequence the mother, who so much wanted to proudly push the pram down the village street, remained in doors. After several months the neighbours began to suspect something for neither mother nor child were seen and so the police were called. However on examination they were shown that both mother and baby were fine and although a little curious as to why a band of cloth had been tied around the child’s head, the police never asked, for they had come believing that they would find two bodies, so instead left feeling a little stupid and cursing the neighbours.

The child grew quickly and within a year had not only began to walk but had also started talking. However he had somehow acquired a vocabulary that exceeded his parents who rather than pleased became more ashamed. In truth their shame was simply an expression of, ignorance for they like most people feared what they did not understand, and having a child whose intellect and understanding exceeded theirs was thus not a cause for joy but one for sorrow.

     The Doctor

Trust me, I'm a Doctor!

The boy similarly had a knack for knowing the truth and this was particularly evident when one day they called on a sick relative to be told by the doctor that it was only a transient illness and that soon the relative would be well. However the doctor in a misguided attempt to protect the patient and the relatives had told a lie. A lie which the boy had seen. For whilst the cloth obscured the eye from being seen it did not prevent the eye from seeing; for this was an eye for truth and truth cannot be simply hidden by a thin veil.

As they left the boy tried to tell the parents what he had seen “the doctor, he lied to you”. Angered by this the father replied “Son, the doctor is a good and learned man and you would do well to learn early that to question such men is wrong.”
The boy protested saying “But your uncle is very ill and if we leave now he will die alone
However no one listens to a child least of all one who has an extra eye. Thus the next day the news came of the uncles death. He had as the boy predicted, died alone in his bed.

The Meter Man

A few months later whilst the father was out working a tradesman called at the house and showing the wife some papers explained that he was from the electricity company “to check the meter and ensure it complied with current legislation”. A little concerned at this news the tradesman assured the wife that “if it does not the company will replace it for we have only your safety at heart”. However the tradesman was not what he seemed and was nothing more than a confidence trickster. A fact which the boy realised and thus he warned his mother “Do not let this man in the house for he has lied and is nothing more than a petty thief”. Embarrassed by this outburst the mother apologised to the tradesman who laughed adding “Children imagine the most peculiar things”.

Assured by his charm she let him in and when the boy again protested “Mother, he is here to rob us, please send him away!” The foolish woman instead took the boy upstairs leaving the tradesman in the living room where he quickly found the old couples life’s savings; stuffed, as these people always do, in a tea pot on the mantle-piece. When she returned the tradesman eager to leave before the theft was noticed explained “the meter is all correct and you had nothing to worry about”.

You have checked it already?” she queried

Yes, only a 2 minute job. I’ll be on my way and leave you to get on with your business” and so he left.

When that evening came the husband returned home from work and at tea he told the wife that she had best be on her guard as his colleagues at work had warned him of a confidence trickster who had been pretending to check meters and then stealing valuables from peoples houses.

Really” said the wife “Well he wont fool me as a tradesman came today and checked our meter and it was fine

On hearing this the husband became concerned and pressed his wife for more information “Did you leave him alone at all?

No” she said then remembering added “Well only for a minute whilst I put the boy to bed

Fearful of his savings the husband rushed into the living room and on checking the tea pot cried out “No! our money, our life’s savings are gone!” breaking down in tears the husband continued “Why has God so chose to curse us? First he gives us a child with a third eye and now because of that child you were distracted and we have been robbed!

From behind the cloth tied around the little boys head rolled a tear, for not only had his warning not been heeded, but now he was being blamed for the very event he had tried to prevent. He too felt that he was cursed, cursed to see the truth but never to be believed.

The Insurance Advisor

Ponzi insurance advisor

Eager to recuperate the lost monies the husband took on extra work and then decided that he would not make the same mistake twice. So instead of stuffing the money in a tea pot he would invest in insurance schemes. So he called on several agents who then made visits to the house and each offered him good deals and promised excellent returns on his investment. However one agent was able to guarantee a minimum return of 25% and a probable return of 50% or more plus numerous bonuses and loyalty schemes which would double or even treble the final return.

The husband felt sure that this would mean that all his lost monies would be regained in less than a decade and so agreed to pay the adviser a hefty weekly sum. Again the boy saw through this man and after the agent had left again attempted to warn his father but was instead chastised. “Son why must you be so suspicious of these good men?

But father” the boy protested “I see the truth and this man….

However the father interrupted: “Silence boy I will hear no more of it! You shall be put to bed!

Thus the father toiled day after day earning as much money as he could before each week handing it over to the insurance adviser. Each week he came to collect the money and each time the adviser came he wore finer clothes and drove a better car and so the boy in desperation pointed this out “Look father at his clothes and his car! This is your monies he spends

But the father would hear none of it saying “Son you have much to learn. My adviser is a good and capable man and what you see are the fruits of his labour. It is because he knows the markets so well that he earns good money. Now you be mindful and let me never hear you criticise him again!

Several years passed and the father toiled and gave all the money earned to the adviser each and every Friday. Then one Friday the adviser failed to call. The same happened the next and the Friday after and concerned that he may incur some penalty the father took the day off work and called at the advisers office. Arriving he found it shut and so called into a small shop next door to ask if the shop owner knew of the whereabouts of the insurance adviser. As luck had it, he did.

You will find him in prison!” said the shop keeper “That rogue embezzled millions off silly ignorant people who believed his stories of great returns on insurance investments but all the time he was spending their monies on the good life” Broken and disillusioned the husband left the shop and returned home.

The Old Green Chair

the old green chair

He had not the heart to tell his wife but the boy knew, for the truth could never be concealed from him and as they ate their tea a lone tear trickled from behind the cloth around his head. The husband not wishing to admit to his foolishness continued to work all the hours. Similarly so as not to concern the wife he told her that the agent had moved and that now it was easier for him to collect the monies from his work. The couple continued to live frugally and the husband resorted to once again hiding the monies he earned; this time under the seat of an old green chair.

He had still not told his wife of the truth about the insurance adviser and in time he managed in that chair to accumulate quite a tidy sum. So much so that he determined that he would at the end of the week share with his wife the truth. For when he showed her what he had saved she would not be so heart broken at what they had lost to the fake adviser.

However if not enough tragedy had visited the couple already the Friday morning the husband left for work thinking to himself with my wages today I will have saved over £10,000 and tonight I will show my wife, and our old age will be once again be secure.

Not ten minutes after he left that morning some second hand dealers called at the house looking for old furniture to buy. The wife eager to help her husband let the men look at their furniture and whilst they had little to sell was offered £10 for the old chair.

The boy knowing the truth protested “Mother don’t sell the chair, it is fathers favourite and he will not be pleased” but the mother sent him to his room, took the £10 and the chair and the monies were gone.

The father, keen to share the secret with the wife, came home and with him he bought a cake, for they had not eaten such in many years. On seeing the cake the wife said “Oh you must have heard of our good fortune then?

Puzzled the husband asked “Good fortune?

Yes” said the wife handing the husband the £10. “After you went to work today some second hand furniture dealers called and they gave me £10 for that old rickety chair”.

Horrified the father asked “What chair?
The old green one said the wife smiling and adding “it was all lumpy and not nice to sit in

It was too much for the husband and he promptly collapsed and died. His wife now widowed never learned the truth about the chair but was left with just her husbands last weeks wage and the ten pounds which was sufficient to pay for the most basic of funerals.

The Sad Truth

Not long after the funeral the wife learned the truth about the insurance adviser and realising that she would not be in receipt of any payout nor any pension the worry made her grow old quickly and soon after she died too. The boy now in his early teens sold the remaining furniture and buried his mother before disappearing never to be seen again. Rumour had it that he joined a troop of travelling gypsies and told fortunes for a living but no one for sure really knew what happened to him and even if we knew the truth would we believe it?

If there is anything to be learned from this story it is that ignorance is sometimes best left that way for to see the truth and share it does not necessarily help the ignorant nor improve their lives. Sometimes the truth just leads to more misery and causes a story to end as sad as it began.

 

TTFN

Dirty Mac

 

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The Fool and the Wise Man

THE FOOL AND THE WISE MAN

This could begin ‘there was once a fool…’ but it is not that kind of a story. It originates from my most favourite of sayings; one I first read in a small book entitled ‘the farmers friend, wise saws and old sayings (1947). Unfortunately the book is no longer in my possession; The full quote is:

the fool and the wise-man do the same thing, one because he not know it’s importance the other because he know it to be unimportant

We have used this great bit of country wisdom to sign off our emails for a number of years now but many fail to understand it. Perhaps it is too succinct, too mystical or both. What we believe it is saying is that the action of two men may be the same but for each the motivation is different.

There are though many ways to interpret this statement..

One interpretation is that the fool has taken a particular action not because he has arrived at it through investigation or understanding but simple because he knows no other way. The wise-man may appear to take the same action but does so because he knows something the fool does not: He knows the importance.

Thus the fool and the wise man both do that which seems to harm them. The fool because he doesn’t realise, the wise man because he knows it is unimportant. Thus the foolish and the wise will both help a fugitive. The fool does so because he doesn’t realise that such an act makes him a criminal. The wise man though knows that the risk of punishment or imprisonment in this life is unimportant: to do good is to be good, a point covered in Mac’s earlier story; The Last Refuge.

Hare and Tortoise

Similarly we can also see the fool and the wise-man doing the opposite action for the same reason: as in a fool carries a knife whilst a wise-man does not; yet both desire Protection. The fool with his knife feels confident that if a robber tries to steal his wallet then he can protect it. However the fool may find the robber disarms him and takes both his wallet and his life.

So in truth, the fool likely caries his own murder weapon. Even if successful in protecting his wallet the fool may himself become a murderer; so whilst he keeps his wallet he still loses his life.  The wise-man however may face the same danger but in the absence of a weapon risks only losing a wallet and never a murder charge. Thus the fool caries a knife to protect his wallet whereas the wise-man carries a wallet to protect his life. Again it is an example of importance or lack of : losing a wallet isn’t that important.

The Wisdom of the Idiots

Sufi’s, which I claim to be, often refer to themselves as fools; not because they are but because the uninitiated cannot see the wisdom and thus they perceive the Sufi’s actions as foolishness. Even amongst ourselves we are invariably blind to the supreme wisdom of the great Sufi’s. This is because in conceptual, spatial and temporal terms we are, relatively speaking, too far behind on the path to see what they, who are so far ahead have come to realise. Often many years even centuries may have to pass before Humanity has caught them up.

At the end of the day the wisdom of any action can only be realised far into the distant future; once all the ramifications and consequences have finally been played out. Only then, when there is nothing left to be revealed can one separate the action of a fool from that of a wise man.

Salāmun,

Tariqas Al-Khadir

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mods diary 12

Well here we are week twelve; actually it’s week thirteen but we managed to lose one along the way, so regardless of what week it is we are back where we started; Hoorn.

We arrived here late Wednesday eve having travelled as always, at budget level for 24 hours. We covered the 250km to London for £3.50 on Megabus. However we arrived in London at 10:30pm on the Tuesday for a 9.00am departure on the Wednesday. Thus on over-night stand at Victoria Coach Station followed by a 12 hour, 550km drive to Amstel. On the plus side our Eurolines ticket as a promotional one cost a mere £10.00 (£5 ticket, £4.00 booking fee  £1 postal delivery). So whilst a long journey we covered the whole 800km for £12.50.

Another bonus was the coach, which in it’s second week of service still smelled of new car spray. Our driver too was most entertaining and gave a guided tour in two sometimes three languages as we left London and as we came into Amstel. So a trouble free and enjoyable journey by an experienced driver.

Last Week

As for Last week Tariqas’ begun Monday with advice on chainsaws and how not to use them in a yew maze with ‘Being Positive rather than Driven‘ which one could argue Greenman-23 was with respect to his Wednesday Womble feature; Friar Tuck’s Kitchen Garden. A project that just revealed itself as we cleared back and out two overgrown buddleia’s.  Mac finished off the week and the last of our 63 posts with Teachers Last Lesson. Although not entirely true as we still have one post planned and that’s Mondays with the Fool and the Wise man. However after that its going to get a bit more organic…

The End or Beginning ?

This week marked both an end to a three month program and the beginning of another. Last December when we conceived conceptual reflections and the idea of represented different facets of our own character as distinct bloggers we also wrote most of the program. Greenman-23 has been an online name I have used for a number of years, an explanation of which can be found in the Who R Ya pages, and it was his rants that were the original reasoning behind the blog: I didn’t want and they didn’t belong on the phasm site!

However I also wanted a means to share my short stories and to develop the ‘you can grow anywhere’ concept. The final product was the Wednesday Womble and the Friday Flash concepts.  Then there was all the mysticism and theological stuff.  We needed a Sufi and as Wednesday and Friday were covered I came up with the Monday Mursharda. Originally I was going to call him Tariqas Al Ahmin  (Path of the Honest). However we were uncomfortable with picking the title (Al Ahmin) which was a name given to Muhammad prior to him becoming the prophet. Something inside then suggested I take the name of the slave in Surat 18, the cave. It took me a short while to find it and when I did I also discovered the translation from Arabic of the slave’s name Al Khadir into English was GreenMan.  Thus was born Tariqas Al Khadir (path of the GreenMan). Coming up with the concept of and writing the 12 step program to enlightenment as well as some dittos we had or then wrote on the nature of being we quickly had a dozen posts ready.

With the theme of a Friday Flash I came up with the bolling character ‘Dirty Mac’ Ewen, a play on my own name and who I could portray as the street ‘wise’ hobbo and flash fiction writer. His category Dirty Stories has it seems exploited a niece position in google search queries and whilst likely disappointed 2% of all the traffic generated by the search term ‘Dirty Stories’ ends up on my site. One suspects a cadge disappointed. To keep the three under control we created the moderator…

Now we need to look at what we achieved…..

So that’s it for this Sunday…..

regards

 

the moderator

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Teachers Last Lesson

 

We mused as to whether this should be a story told Tariqas as his first post but then decided that it was both too macabre to begin our experiment with and similarly despite being about Tariqas, a story best told by Mac. So in the end we decided that it would be the story with which we concluded this experiment. It is hopefully the 63rd and final post in our 13 week experiment: 63 being a significant number. It is not though, at least we hope it isn’t our final post; only the final post in this experiment.

TEACHERS LAST LESSON

Gul Mohkam was a Dominor Mursharda (master teacher). A dedicated and wise man he desired to teach all and any peoples the right way of things and was similarly determined that he should above all else concentrate on the most wayward of the ‘flock’. Thus Gul travelled to a land where the people where completely engrossed in themselves.

These people lived a bohemian existence where they believed in and celebrated their own ‘virtue’ in the most indulgent and sycophantic ways possible. They consumed themselves in the eating of all manner of creatures, they used narcotics and alcohol to great excess, and were so promiscuous that few went to their grave without having long lost count of the number of partners they had slept with.

Whilst their behaviour disgusted Gul he never the less believed that if he lived a virtuous and pious life amongst them, and was to teach freely and without charge, that they may at least learn a little from his example and their world would become a little less egotistic and predatory: or as Gul put it “a bit more pleasant to live in”.

Giving free lessons meant that he needed to do menial work in order to survive, and whilst he was able to earn sufficient to pay for the most basic of living accommodation, and provide the simplest of vegetarian foods, his main occupation took up most of his time and energy. Forced by necessity to take the worst and lowest paid of jobs, so that he could concentrate on teaching, Gul lived an austere life. If the weather permitted Gul would teach outside, but if not he would fast, fore going one or two days meals and using the money thus saved to pay for a venue in which to hold his classes and lectures.

This he did throughout his life, but despite spending over 50 years teaching, the people who attended his classes were so consumed by their own self importance that they learned nothing and treated his wisdom and wise words as little more than an opportunity to pick up a witty phrase or two. Similarly, and despite often being in complete agreement with him, they would always leave his classes and immediately return to their old patterns of life.

This was a cause of great sorrow for Gul and so as he neared the end of his life he determined that for a change, he would indulge himself, only this indulgence took the form of desiring the company of other Murshada’s. Thus when the Angel of Death visited him to advise of the approaching day, for Dominors have no fear of death and actually look forward to this time, Gul sent a message requesting the company of three Murshada’s, two Dominors and a pupil to spend his last few days with.

Thus two such Dominors, and Tariqas visited Gul as he had requested. On arrival in this land though they were immediately disgusted with what they saw and on reaching the Gul’s simple abode were rather concerned that he had spent 50 years in such surroundings on his own. Gul however explained that in these 50 years he had been totally committed to teaching the people but had sadly failed to pass even a single bit of wisdom on.

Having spent his entire life trying and failing to teach these people anything, he feared that no sooner than he had drawn his last breath that they would completely forgot about him and everything he had taught. “I have failed” he uttered, “failed to teach them anything in life that is important! My only hope is that with your help I can, through my death at least, teach them something worthwhile which will cause them to remember my main teacings. He then beckoning the three to come closer and, talking in private shared the nature of this; his last lesson.

So it was that the three, whilst none too keen on performing the roles that he had requested, Agreed. Gul was after all a Dominor and such a request could not be challenged or questions, such is the understanding that Mursharda’s have amongst themselves. The following day, the Angel of Death returned and embraced him, like a long lost lover, in his sleep. As instructed his body was prepared in the usual way with herbs and oils and then as further instructed the funeral was combined or rather followed with the funeral rites of these people.

A funeral rite that was a grand affair; an opportunity for a great celebration of the self. However it was the living selves that were being celebrated and not the life of the deceased for whom there was a complete and utter lack of respect or consideration. Invariable the affair descended into little more than a drunken orgy about a funeral pyre. For a burning body not only provided a focus for the event but kept the diners warm whilst they indulged in consuming the last possessions of the deceased which were also used to pay for the artists and performers hired to entertain the ‘mourners’.It was, even by the standards of this world, pure vulgarity.

The three did as instructed; first building a funeral pyre, hiring  the finest of entertainers and encouraging struggling artists to showcase their works before inviting the whole community to attend. A feast of all manner of foods was prepared and once all the people were seated  the pyre was set alight. After the body was burned the three set about serving the throng.

Although Gul had led a simply life and worked sufficiently to pay for his accommodation and food as well as for the hiring of halls and theatres he had over the 50 years accumulated a small fortune in savings which he had bequest to us to pay for the event. It was the first time that Gul had ever provided anything other than the moral and ethical ‘food’ that was his beliefs and teachings. Something that had not gone unnoticed either by the people who believed that the ‘old mad miser’, as he had become known, had accumulated a small fortune: one that was finally being spent on something worthwhile!

The mourners came in their droves, a few expressed gratitude and praise for ‘the old man’ but most had little interest in the deceased and were only concerned with the entertainments program and the extent of the menu. With the prospects of a good nights entertainment and a full belly to boot just about everyone and anyone who had or had ever considered attending one of Gul’s lectures attended.

After watching the careful and controlled burning of the Mursharda’s body the people were shown into a large tent in which had been prepared many great and long tables. Immediately on sitting down the people begun to demand service and whilst some expressed a fondness and offered praise for ‘our mother’ whom they would sadly miss, most simply complained that the salt was the wrong kind, the butter to hard to spread, or the napkins clashed with their outfit!

Few mentioned Gul or any insight as to any benefit his life and his teachings may have given them and it was likely that Gul would be forgotten long before the following days hangover had worn off. Still it was the three Mursharda’s duty to serve, and so they served the food and poured the wine without complaint or comment.

All the while the musicians played and sang, the jugglers juggled and the clowns played practical jokes on each other. The evening progressed and whilst some became drunk, most kept a reasonable amount of sobriety, although it has to be said that this was largely down to Gul who had instructed to ‘water the wine’. After 3 hours of food wine and entertainment the evening finally began to draw to a close and whilst it was normal at this point for the hedonistic imperative that so ruled these people to take over, it was similarly the time that we were to read from Guls last lesson.

Reading from the letter that Gul had left one of the Dominor Mursharda’s begun “Dear friends and pupils. For 50 years I have lived amongst you and in that time I have tried and failed to teach you one single lesson. Today though I hope despite my death to teach you one last lesson and, as was the case with many of my classes, this one too is interactive.

May I first begin by asking if you enjoyed the meal?” to which the gathering all nodded and murmured “yes”. The Mursharda continued “For it was I trust a most enjoyable meal. The meat being specially prepared for you by companions here who, like I was all my life, are vegetarian.” The crowd were surprised at this many uttering “He was vegetarian? What he never ate meat? Well you learn something new everyday.”

Again the Mursharda hushed the crowd befor continuing to read “and the wine was it sweet? For this too was a special blend which having been tee total all my life I have no knowledge of and whilst a little of such things can be beneficial for some, excess as is often practised by you is not.” Again the crowd were surprised “he didn’t drink either?” The Mursharda continued “I was also celibate and had no experience of carnal knowledge.” At this the crowd began to laugh exclaiming “no sex, no intoxicants, no meat? He must be glad to be dead” and they were probable right, but not for the reasons they envisaged.

“But today” the Mursharda continued “you got to eat a very special meat for unlike any meat before this came from a willing victim. This meat came from a creature that was glad to die in order to serve, as did the wine.” The crowd were puzzled; a creature that died to serve? What an odd concept. “I hope too that you enjoyed watching the meat being cooked” Now they were completely confused for they had not seen any cooking they had only eaten. “Yes in this last lesson you saw first the meat of a willing victim roasted and then you ate it’s flesh and drank it’s blood diluted with the wine. For the meat you so enjoyed was my own flesh and the wine my own blood”.

At this the look of horror began to manifest on the faces of the crowd. “What” they exclaimed, “we have just eaten the old man?” “Yes, today you ate for the first time the flesh of a willing victim and drank wine that had been similarly diluted so as to prevent excessive intoxication.

TTFN

Dirty Mac

Whilst this story may seem a little macabre it is in fact the Eucharist story! Every Sunday, as noted in the earlier related post breaking bread and drinking the blood an  it is re-enacted in a church near you!

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Friar Tucks Kitchen Garden

Well it’s been a long time coming but finally we have a Womble Garden feature in Robin Hood Country with Friar Tucks Kitchen Garden.

We have been up in Warsop for the last 6 weeks visiting relatives for Lent but by the time this post is live we will be well on our way back to Holland where we hope to pick up from where we left off. Thus we will continue to work with the crew of the Vanilla Queen; the Pirate ship of the Open Seas and Open Sources. Principally but not least the construction of the Vanilla Queens Kitchen Garden. In preparation we have been busy Wombling in Nottingham where we have built a Kitchen Garden.

 

Robin Hood and Friar Tucks Kitchen Garden

As a man of the forest who robbed the rich to feed the poor  we here at Conceptual Reflections feel a kinship with Robin. One that not only includes but extends beyond the wandering way of life. For just as Robin chose the ‘path’ so do we and similarly, as the inscription at Rufford Abbey reads, Robin swore allegiance to a God at a place dedicated to The Mother figure; Mary. As the most revered female figure in Christianity and rather interestingly also in Islam where she is known as Maryām (مريم)  we draw a parallel with our oath at Sharda in Kashmir; another place dedicated to the Mother Figure.

Similarly Friar Tuck was not or could not have been a friar because such a title did not exist in England at the time of Robin Hood. He was therefore more likely an expelled monk from St Mary’s Abbey in York, a place which Robin regarded as corrupt. Friar Tuck as well as being Robin Hoods spiritual adviser is portrayed as a lover of Food and Wine and so to feed such habits he would have needed a fine cellar, and an equally fine kitchen garden. Wines, particularly country wines are very much on the menu here in Nottingham with Nigel, my cousin, Sharon, having a partner who is a keen brewer.

Sharon Similarly runs a cake making business from home with Make Me A Cake , so all that was missing was something a little less fattening. Thus to compliment Nigel’s Brewing and Sharon’s cakes we set about building a Womble style kitchen garden.

Constructing a Kitchen Garden Greenhouse, Womble Style

When it comes to the Womble approach it’s best to take the advice Tariqas recommended in Mondays post: Be Positive rather than Driven; so have an objective rather than a plan. Our objective was to build a kitchen garden that the two four legged inhabitants here (Millie and Woodie) wouldn’t dig up, eat or wee over. Thus we first set out to identify what materials we had and then several cups of tea later approximate how to turn those materials into something useful and impenetrable.

The garden, largely due to the constant battle with the two Dalmatians, had become a little neglected. Dominated by two overgrown buddleias we first set about removing all the top growth, thus letting some light in to a struggling dwarf apple tree. Pushed into a corner was an old gazebo and defunct guinea-pig run which together with all that wood from the two overgrown buddleias was to be our base material to build a greenhouse and a dog fence to protect the kitchen garden.

Once strengthened the next step was to cover the back, sides and top of the former gazebo with clear plastic and then to start turning the old buddleia wood into a dog proof fence. The plastic and the wire used to lock the fence were the only materials we had to buy. All the wood, nails and screws were ones we either salvaged or were lying in tins and buckets in a garage. Which was similarly where we found the timber we used for the next step. Timber that had previously been a bed.

From Double bed to Kitchen Garden shelves, door, compost bin…

What our Kitchen Garden greenhouse lacked was good shelving material. Originally the old guinea-pig run was going to be utilised but lying in the garage was an old bed and whilst good quality it had seen better days. It was now waiting to be dumped however the wooden slats whilst a little bent and warped from 20 years of use were good enough for our needs: green house shelving and door. Similarly the two hinges from the guinea-pig run had also been saved. Thus a little sawing and screwing of a different kind to what the bed had been used to turned the base slats into the door and shelving. With the addition of a couple of latches and a bolt the kitchen garden greenhouse was now complete.

This use though only consumed the bed slats. With a good head and base board as well as bed posts and side runners a trip to the dump was further avoided by turning these into a compost bin  and a second dog fence. Again fortune favoured us for some green plastic garden fencing wire bought but never used to fence the dogs out was also lying in the garage.Fitted between the two side runners it completed the barrier, much to the dogs disapproval.

Kitchen Garden Seed and Plug Trays: Womble Style

Building a Kitchen Garden is only part of the story, sowing seeds and raising plants to harvest is however the main purpose. Not withstanding that we hope to cover the principles of seed raising, seed production and growing media manufacture in far greater detail in future posts; we want to make this project and post complete so we outline here how we utilised old plastic trays, tubs, bottles and egg boxes to raise seeds.

From Mushroom Tray to seed Tray

Old plastic mushroom trays can be turned into seed trays by simply making drainage holes in the bottom.Add an upturned clear plastic tray and both heat and moisture can be further preserved thus aiding imbition and germination .

Matching deep with shallow trays as with this old meat tray and a large mushroom tray below a seed tray can be made with an integral drip tray thus allowing a salad crop to be grown on a windowsill without causing a damp patch. Germination can be further aided by covering the top tray with a bit of clear plastic which can be held in place by tucking between the two trays.

From Egg Box to Plug Tray

egg box plug tray

Traditional egg boxes are made from cardboard and whilst they can be and we hope to show you how they can be used we had, as a consequence of Sharon’s cake business, access to a large number of empty plastic egg boxes. With each box holding 24 eggs and having a closing lid it was possible with only the use of a cordless drill to turn these boxes into covered plug trays. All that is required is to drill, cut or, with a hot wire, melt a single hole of approximately 5mm in the bottom of each egg compartment.

Improving Multi-Purpose Compost

Many propriety and particularly the cheaper potting composts lack good structure which inhibits drainage and root development leading to poor germination and subsequent vigour. This can be negated by adding larger coarser material such as grit, perlite or our favourite vermiculite.

We prefer vermiculite because it has a cation exchange capacity (which means it has a surface charge that both provides and helps retain nutrients). In the photograph here we have mixed 3 parts propriety compost (peat and municipal compost mix) with one part vermiculite. We have also placed some aggregate or ‘croaking’ (normally broken pottery but we have used gravel) at the bottom to prevent the drainage holes becoming blocked.

Both grit and perlite whilst providing the principle physical benefits we are after lack charge and so don’t provide any nutrients or nutrient retention properties. Now it must be emphasised that the main benefit here is PHYSICAL and so there are many unusual materials that can be used instead. Again we hope to explore this in much greater detail in later posts and show you how you can easily manufacture your own growing media (once you understand the principles involved) from a variety of waste materials .

Making Three Herbs into Twelve

Many people fail to realise that plants, particularly herbs such as thyme, oregano and marjoram are easy to and benefit from being divided. Thus a pack of three mix and match herbs from a garden centre can be turned immediately into 12 or more with the aid of a knife. The same is true of live/fresh potted supermarket herbs which are often over sown but can be divided to make three of four herbs that will grow with increased vigour as a consequence and can be further maintained for many weeks or indefinitely thus providing much more than was originally purchased.

Making a Herb bed for our Kitchen Garden

With the spare herbs tha twe created by dividing the commercial pot grown herbs we created a herb planter for the kitchen garden using a broken outdoor clay oven/heater.

The Kitchen Garden Video!

Last but by no means least our kitchen garden video filmed on Sunday.

Womble Gardening in Robin Hood Country: Friar Tucks Kitchen Garden

 

Final Words and Kitchen Garden Pictures

By the time this all goes live we will be standing at Victoria Coach Station waiting for a coach to Holland. Whilst we managed to find a bargain ticket that cost only £9.00 we have to first travel down from Nottingham and will arrive at 11.00pm the night before.   So whilst our bargain ticket from Sheffield to London cost £3.50 and the second coach from London to Amsterdam cost a mere £9.00 it does entail an overnight stand at Victoria Coach Station… but that’s Life when you travel for £12.50!

As for the spelling mistakes, grammatical errors etc… Apart from the fact that’s what happens when you Womble and run, I will correct them once I’m in Holland. Well we hope you enjoyed our ‘organic’ approach and post on building a Womble Kitchen Garden in Robin Hood Country as much as we did doing it! More to come so please subscribe or register with us for notifications!

regards

Greenman-23 (Keeping the flag flying for Freedom)

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Being positive rather than driven

Being positive rather than driven…

…is a statement I made during a conversation whilst in Holland and I think it is an important distinction to make. Driven can and often does translate as reckless; seeing all means as justification for the ends and whilst the driven often reach the goal first they are invariable ruthless in the process. Like some ultra-competitive madman they approach a yew tree maze with a chainsaw.

 

A positive approach on the other hand looks for the ‘path of least resistance’. It seeks out the means that produces the desired result without being blind to the indirect consequences. Thus the positive approach to the yew maze does not involve a chainsaw: for whilst it recognises that a straight line can be cut to the goal it sees that such recklessness is at the expense of the whole: it destroys the maze.

A positive approach is similarly more ‘organic’ than not: it has or is a blueprint for a strategy rather than having or being a strategy in itself. Thus the positive approach the maze no more with a solution than they would with a chainsaw but instead with the means or at least the intent of finding a solution.  They set out to solve the puzzle rather than to implement a predetermined plan.

The Enlighten are therefore Positive in their attitude and whilst they show determination they are flexible and considerate to their environment. Thus their path is neither straight or destructive. They reach their goal not because they know how to get there but because they know how not to get there.

So Be Positive !

Salāmun,

Tariqas Al-Khadir

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